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Parody of Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You) by Enrique Iglesias and Ludacris

I know you want me
I made it obvious that I’m avoiding you
Babe, I’m sorry
We really need to discuss me and you
Don’t rock your body
I don’t like the way that you move
So better leave me
‘Cause I already know
I don’t want you

Here’s the situation
There is no hesitation
That it wasn’t meant to be true love — me and you
Forgive this complication
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don’t mean to be cruel

I’m just not that into you
Oh oh… You know
I’m just not that into you
Oh oh… You know
I’m just not that into you
Oh oh… You know
I’m just not that into you
Oh oh… You know
I’m just not that into you

You’re not that pretty
You know you could lose more than just a lb or two
Now don’t be petty
This is more than just a ditty
It is true

Here’s the situation
There is no hesitation
That it wasn’t meant to be true love — me and you
Forgive this complication
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don’t mean to be cruel

I’m just not that into you
Oh oh… You know
I’m just not that into you
Oh oh… You know
I’m just not that into you
Oh oh… You know
I’m just not that into you
Oh oh… You know
I’m just not that into you

Tonight I’m gonna do
Everything baby without you
Everything that you need
Everything that you want
You’ll find honey
Elsewhere anew

By the college and the mall
And the library hall
Find one who’ll give you a ring
Give you his all

You’ll find a hottie
Who’ll make ya wanna
Get up on the boat
Just to see him dance
You will love the way
He makes that pass
Spin you round
Take you on a trip to France

Now don’t you see
You need someone new
Someone who will be true
Please excuse me I don’t mean to be cruel

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